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poppypicklesticks:

Tumblr horror story 1: you wear this to bed, and when you wake up you find out your girlfriend has decided she’s a free bleeder and has bled all over your sexy lingerie, along with your new Egyptian cotton sheets 

poppypicklesticks:

Tumblr horror story 1: you wear this to bed, and when you wake up you find out your girlfriend has decided she’s a free bleeder and has bled all over your sexy lingerie, along with your new Egyptian cotton sheets 

(Source: everybodyisuniqueexceptme)

poppypicklesticks:

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

omg not like the other girls 

no, I only convert it into noble gases

:P

(Source: warteeth)

I’ll say it.  This is the fucking gospel right here.  Your ability to take offense at something has absolutely zero bearing on your being right.  Its just a plume of dust that you throw into the other person’s face to put them on the defensive.  Nothing more.

I’ll say it.  This is the fucking gospel right here.  Your ability to take offense at something has absolutely zero bearing on your being right.  Its just a plume of dust that you throw into the other person’s face to put them on the defensive.  Nothing more.

(Source: mynameiskenndra)

Jews ordered to register in east Ukraine

eldritchsocialjustice:

so things have taken a uncomfortably familiar turn in the Ukraine…

…because I’m sure we all remember what happened the last time Jews had to register for anything…

the subject appears to have stepped into some kind of localized pain-induction field just outside his shower…

the subject appears to have stepped into some kind of localized pain-induction field just outside his shower…

Anonymous asked
WHY do fellow women think it's a good idea to use soiled pads, clothes, etc. to make a political statement? That's just disgusting.

ughsocialjustice:

And it’s not too hygienic either.

-The Non-Binary One

toxic shock, anyone?

you guys forgot to remind me that it’s Throwback Thursday (not that I’m a big participant in it anyway, but still…)
So here’s me playing in the sandbox (Kirkuk RAB, Iraq, 2005/06)

you guys forgot to remind me that it’s Throwback Thursday (not that I’m a big participant in it anyway, but still…)

So here’s me playing in the sandbox (Kirkuk RAB, Iraq, 2005/06)

billuminati:

How not to add to posts:

  • omg so done
  • im scREAMING
  • if you dont have room for (insert stupid shit here) on your blog then youre doing it wrong !!!!!!!!
  • I CANT
  • thanks satan
  • i bet most of the people who are reblogging this dont even get the joke
  • wow everyone on this website is so smooth
  • if you dont reblog this im judging you
  • i think the fact that so many people have reblogged this says something!
  • literally me
  • THIS IS SO ACCURATE

I can’t believe I’m screaming that it’s not butter but OMG so literally accurate donkey balls.  Thanks Juan Valdez!

Anonymous asked
Females have XX chromosomes. Males have XY chromosomes. Therefore there are ONLY TWO GENDERS! Learn basic biology.

ughsocialjustice:

uselesspoliticalstatement:

ughsocialjustice:

Oh, you’re that Anon from the other day, who wasn’t loved by their dad and mum, right? But I love you. I don’t know you, but I love you with all my heart and compassion. I kind of pity you, you are the kind of person who makes me feel like when I see a stray dog on the street. You seem so lonely and desperate, like the dog. The dog’s stomach is empty, and you also have something empty inside, but it is either your heart or your head, or both, we just don’t know. We don’t know, because you won’t open up.

But it’s not your fault. Life wasn’t kind with you. You are a victim. I know. You keep this hard shell around yourself. Like an egg, that hasn’t yet hatched, because you never got warmth.

I would give you warmth, and yes, I even do right now. I send you a thousand, no, a million hugs until the end of your days. Be loved, and live a happy life, I’m going to be thinking of you and hope that you will be able to become a wiser and more open-hearted person.

Stay strong, dear Anon. <3

-The Non-Binary One

This may be the one of the worst answers I have ever seen to an anon from someone I follow.

You can see that it’s not completely… Okay, nevermind.

-The Non-Binary One

I remember this anon from the other day as well. They were kind of a dipshit then, too, so I can’t really blame you for indulging in some gratuitous vitriol with them.  You were way more patient than I would’ve been.

commanderabutt:

whoduhthunkit:

depressingfinland:

chibisuz:

depressingfinland:

234937289:

Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.

Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this.In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word. And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact. 

legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint. 
BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.
….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:


Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.

This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????

SOMEONE EXPLAIN

Explanation:  Finland is hard as fuck.  No matter how much of a hard ass you think you might be, you don&#8217;t have shit on Finland.  Russia got it&#8217;s ass handed to it by Finland in WW2 simply because Finland didn&#8217;t want Russia using it as a shortcut to get to Germany.  Finland doesn&#8217;t give a fuck.
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/01/simo-hayha-white-death-sniped-over-542-soviet-soldiers-in-wwii/
Finland is the Wu Tang Clan of Scandinavia.  There are things you can fuck with, and there&#8217;s Finland.

commanderabutt:

whoduhthunkit:

depressingfinland:

chibisuz:

depressingfinland:

234937289:

Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.

Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this.

In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word. 

And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact. 

legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint. 

BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.

….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:

image

Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.

This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????

SOMEONE EXPLAIN

Explanation:  Finland is hard as fuck.  No matter how much of a hard ass you think you might be, you don’t have shit on Finland.  Russia got it’s ass handed to it by Finland in WW2 simply because Finland didn’t want Russia using it as a shortcut to get to Germany.  Finland doesn’t give a fuck.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/01/simo-hayha-white-death-sniped-over-542-soviet-soldiers-in-wwii/

Finland is the Wu Tang Clan of Scandinavia.  There are things you can fuck with, and there’s Finland.

bootyghost:

vholecek:

bootyghost:

vholecek:

bootyghost:

sithempire replied to your post “my mom was making meatloaf and she accidently started making meatballs…”

But meatloaf is so bomb!

meatloaf is literally satan’s creation

leave me out of this :P

satan stop with meatloaf

I can’t.  the project behind it was financed with pilfered Nazi gold and the deposit is non-refundable.

BUT THE NAZI’S ARE DEAD AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

I’ll never get that deposit back, tho…

bootyghost:

vholecek:

bootyghost:

sithempire replied to your post “my mom was making meatloaf and she accidently started making meatballs…”

But meatloaf is so bomb!

meatloaf is literally satan’s creation

leave me out of this :P

satan stop with meatloaf

I can’t.  the project behind it was financed with pilfered Nazi gold and the deposit is non-refundable.

bootyghost:

sithempire replied to your post “my mom was making meatloaf and she accidently started making meatballs…”

But meatloaf is so bomb!

meatloaf is literally satan’s creation

leave me out of this :P